May 2013
decessum:
i hate seeing photos and ridiculous quotes about how to make a girl fall in love with you and it says shit like ‘kiss her in the rain,’ ‘tell her she’s pretty even without makeup on.’ it really pisses me off cos why should we expect that off guys? they can’t be arsed with all that shit. it’s not in their nature so just accept that they love you and don’t expect too much.
mannnnn...
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Even Kevin is tired of your shit Nat.
the-fast-and-the-fluffiest:
kriisykins:
Art belongs to C2ndy2c1d
LMFAO
thatfunnyblog:
“are you dating taylor swift?”
ED I LOVE YOU
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Hannibal Fandom
goddamnitmads:
lukitari:
henriked:
shingekiisnotcrash:
or, a bunch of preteens who never seen the original movies until the show came on then claim to be super fans
excuse you, I was a fan of Carthaginian military tactics before all of you, I bet you didn’t even fight in the second Punic War you posers
I’M CRYING
poopflow:
ah yes i have finally found it
the g spot
randomness-is-epic:
knightscrest:
knightscrest:
why is south korea nicer than north korea?
south korea has a seoul
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cybuggin:
I came out to my uncle the other day, and I was sobbing because I’d just had a massive fight with my mom about her being homophobic and I mentioned to my uncle that I wanted to kill myself and without even hesitating he just went
“You don’t wanna do that, you can’t have fun being gay if you’re dead” I DON’T THINK I’VE EVER LAUGHD SO HARd
thecouscousqueen:
grrrlfever:
Cosmo sex tip #394: Once your man reaches orgasm, awkwardly embrace him and whisper “well done Draco.”
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD I SWEAR
mew-squared:
In 2009, a man married a video game character
In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower
In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll
Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster
And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin
please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige
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leastwicked:
You are right, there is a reason. Three of them, actually.
1) female infant circumcision is usually practiced by people who practice Islam. The United States is a horribly Islamiphobic nation. It got much more attention for being ‘savage’ and ‘barabaric’ even…
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OH MY GOD MY MOM WAS USING HER EMAIL ON MY COMPUTER AND SHE’S HOPELESS AT COMPUTERS AND SHE MINIMIZED HER EMAIL BY ACCIDENT AND SAW MY KINDLE WINDOW OPEN WITH REALLY REALLY EXPLICIT SUPERNATURAL GAY FANFICTION (DESTIEL IF YOU WERE WONDERING)
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I BLAMED IT ON HER I SAID OH MY GOD MOM WHAT ARE...
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tyleroakley:
Ten years ago this month, I came out as gay.
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stop scrolling. now.
sickeningg:
opkomstfout:
stop whatever you’re doing
just stop
breathe
you’ll be ok
if you see this, somebody cares
times are tough, but somebody cares.
you should NEVER feel like you deserve to die, and you don’t
don’t do it. not tonight, not tomorrow, not ever
don’t do it because somebody cares
don’t do it because there is so much more to you than sadness
I needed this
mypatronusisyou:
there comes a moment in every girl’s life when she says to herself
i read some fucking weird fanfiction
