HELLMOUTHS

deseyuhooman:

Where that ‘blow ya back out in the name of friendship” or whatever post? I know I liked it awhile back. I think that is so sweet. Like you care so much about our friendship that you trying to help me achieve sexual satisfaction. You da homie.  

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posted 4 hours ago with 11 notes

hallovvwvvwvvwvvwvvween:

pr0fessah:

unpopular opinion

i hate these cookies

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Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit. You’re the reason society is crumbling. In 20 years, New York is going to be a pile of ash and dust because people like you exist. This is why I fucking hate tubmlr.

(Source: wendy-pleakley, via never-been-sane)

221bstarktower:

extra hour in the ball pit (x)

221bstarktower:

extra hour in the ball pit (x)

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posted 4 hours ago with 845 notes

darvinasafo:

Accurate.

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posted 4 hours ago with 1,067 notes

banderboucher:

The meta sequel to that dumb frank video that got popular

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beesmygod:

who the fuck is talking shit about the xkit guy i will drive to your house and preform a colonoscopy on you with my boot

beesmygod:

who the fuck is talking shit about the xkit guy i will drive to your house and preform a colonoscopy on you with my boot

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nawyougood:

NEXT TIME ITS GON BE SKIN FLAVORED, BITCH!

YA LIKE DAT?

YOU CAN KEEP IT!

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posted 4 hours ago with 21 notes

themarsultor:

solarselection:

eurotrottest:

kumasenpai:

doomsday519:

This fucking wild, b. He ain’t have to do her like that. 

Yooooooo

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

"you can keep it"

:(((

posted 4 hours ago with 2,190 notes
Pompeii (cover) ⋅ Bastille (covered by me)

augustdean:

um yeah so i was fucking around in a bit of a higher register than I’m used to singing in and it kind of sounded meh but like decent for being random and recorded on my macbook microphone? i dunno why i’m posting this ignore me 

i also stumble a shit ton and get a few things wrong ugh this was a bad idea

posted 4 hours ago with 10 notes
starslicer:

bblackgoldd:

"Sit it in rice, fam." 
My newest response to peoples problems.

 My soul would be absolutely hurt.

starslicer:

bblackgoldd:

"Sit it in rice, fam."
My newest response to peoples problems.

My soul would be absolutely hurt.

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posted 4 hours ago with 226 notes

themarsultor:

Ever think back on a decision you made and just. Regret it completely? Well same.

Basically all of middle school.

posted 5 hours ago with 5 notes